Stuart Slann traveled from Australia to Mexico to see his favorite football (soccer) team, Manchester United play in a match. At his hotel Stuart met two Liverpool fans who, as their final point in the debate over which team was superior, tossed poor Stuart into the hotel’s swimming pool.

Months later, back home in Australia, Stuart began chatting up a woman named Emma on Facebook. After months of suggestive emailing back and forth the two decided to meet. Stuart drove 600km to meet her but she never arrived.

After waiting for three hours Stuart received a call on his mobile; it was the same gentlemen who’d tossed him into the drink in Mexico. “Remember us?” the asked, “We’re the Scouse lads who threw you in the pool. You’ve been framed!”

There was no Emma and to make matters worse for Stuart, the Liverpool fans posted recordings of the conversations he’d had with “Emma” online where Mrs. Slann found them. Divorce proceedings have begun.

Link to Yahoo.au

Bill Gates, long time passive evil doer is no longer a sleeper cell. In what can only be described as a mediocre coming out as a Super Villain, Bill Gates released a jar of mosquitoes into a crowd of conference goers.

I brought some. Here; I’ll let them roam around. There’s no reason only poor people should get malaria.

Held hostage in the conference, FaceBook senior platform manager Dave Morin managed to post a cry for help on Twitter.

Bill Gates just released mosquitoes into the audience at TED.

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation assures the public that the mosquitoes were actually malaria free. I’m left to wonder though; When will Bill’s terrorist ambitions be out of beta? When is Mosquito Majave going to launch?

Source: Fox News

Sort of…I guess.  Whatever. Don’t force your days of the week on me.

• I found a site called iloveyoumorethanblank.com.  Here are some favorites:
  I love you more than…

• …you love being popular.
• …I love my ex.
• Golden Girls
• Mr. T pities fools

• I’m still torn on family guy but this is funny.
• And while it’s normally not funny at all, Lio was brilliant today. I put the comic after the jump, just to be obnoxious.

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I got promoted at work; promoted to the job I’ve been doing for the past year and a half. I’m ordering a nameplate for my office door tomorrow. That’ll show ‘em.