Once again not a real strong showing this week. My friend Alan suggested one. It came from Legally Blonde 2 I’m told which should automatically rule it out. But there’s nothing else coming in. I really need help with this. It’s not easy coming up with two catch phrases every single week.
So here they are:
“I’m not really into words and stuff like that.” - Lady at Church
“That makes me want a hotdog real bad.” - Thanks Alan
My friend Mel emailed me and pointed out that comments were turned off. I guess that’s why feedback has been so sparse. They should be back on for all posts now. If you find one that won’t let you comment let me know.
Nothing kills a conversation like a buzz saw. -
Get your coat Wanda.
Not a real strong showing for this week’s catch phrases. Just so you know, I am looking for submissions.
Last night I picked up a copy of Douglas Coupland’s Microserfs. I’ve read it before but it’s been a long time. There was a passage that I’m sure I would have been unmoved by when I read it the first time but on this reading it really stood out.
Do you remember that old TV series, Get Smart? You remember at the beginning where Maxwell Smart is walking down the secret corridor and there are all these doors that open sideways, and upside down and gateways and stuff? I think everybody keeps a whole bunch of doors just like this between themselves and the world. But when you’re in love, all of your doors are open, and all of their doors are open. And you roller skate down your halls together.
The last few weeks have been hard but I wouldn’t give them up for anything. I opened my doors and though there was no roller skating, I did let someone walk down my corridor. In the end I didn’t have what she was looking for and that makes me sad but it was nice to have someone check the place out again.
And sometimes the jokes write themselves. Any of you that know me know that even the sound of this woman’s name sent me into a long rant that usually ended in my washing my hands of anyone who dared defend her. I thought she was disgusting and summed up everything that was wrong with America.
No she’s gone and I can’t feel bad for her. As for her child, two words come to mind: better off.
V at work told a joke:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith Who?
See how fast we forget?
Today’s gold digging tramp, tomorrows radio contest trivia question.
Sorry they’re a bit late this week. Yesterday wasn’t a good day to post. Today? Today is a good day to post.
The first of this week’s requires a bit of back story. I dropped by work Saturday night to fix my mail forwarding and check on a situation that’d happened earlier in the day. I was standnig around with another coach when she commented that a rather large fellow scared her a bit. “Its cause you’re so tall,” she said.
“And it’s not the three hundred pounds?” someone asked.
“Well I’m two fifty,” she shot back. “I’m no push over.”
“I’m actually three twenty-five,” the big guy chimed in.
From down the row a guy called out, “I’m the Pink Power Ranger.”
“That’s catch phrase material,” I said as I tore a page from someone’s notebook and wrote it down.
So that’s the first catch phrase for this week.
“I’m the Pink Power Ranger.”
The second one for this week was straight jacked from the Late Show with David Letterman.
“Maybe you won a radio contest.”
That’s it for this week kids. And remember, we came to win, but we came to have fun too!
“Its Huggies Dawg!” - CP, one of the guys on my team at work.
“That’s so stiletto!” - S-h