We had some fun at work this week.

JD is sort of obsessive. That’s an understatement actually. Here are a few examples:

My first run in was when I ran into him in the bathroom. He was washing his hands when I walked in, washing his hands as I did my business (number one if you must know) and washing his hands as I washed my hands and left.

He quit using the microwaves in the breakroom at work, fearing bacteria. Now he doesn’t use them at all fearing what it does to his food.

A few weeks ago someone who he sees as ‘unclean’ touched his back. He changed his shirt. He used to hide his chair when he wasn’t at his desk so no one could sit in it.

One day this week, I took a few klenex, wadded it up and left them on his desk before he came in.

The second one actually hasn’t taken place yet. D and I are going to get B a subscription to Out magazine. (D tells me that Out comes in an unmarked cover. That’s strange for a magazine called Out.)

Here are some subjects I would have posted on if I’d been posting:

• North Korea set off a nuke…sort of. What no one is talking about is that their test failed.� I sort of feel like we should take an approach similar to that of Trey Parker and Matt Stone in Team America: World Police. Just mock them.
• My friend A told me this joke he made up: Did you hear that Congress is trying to ban bookmarks?� They prefer�bending over the pages.
• My nephew has suggested my sister paint her Pacifica like the Studebaker in the Muppet Movie.
• Yesterday was bosses day and I teased my team about how they didn’t love me.� Today I came into a cereal Fun Pack, a Chug of 2% milk and disposable bowls and spoons.� Thanks M and J!

I’m going to try and start taking a few minutes each day to post a bit, but I can’t make any promises.� I am at work after all.

I’m also going to be turning off comments until regular postings resume.� I’m getting loads of comment spam.

Later.

Well it seems my themes and plug-ins didn’t transfer over to the new site.� I thought I had them stored on my laptop but I guess not.� So until I have a ton of time to kill with an internet connection we’ll be sticking with this rather generic looking theme.� I’m none too happy about it.

Sorry things have been so quiet.� I’ve lost my Internet access at home so now it is rather difficult to blog.� A lot of my blogs were based on things I’d found on-line, and since browsing is a thing of the past for me…we’ll I guess you get the picture.

We also went dark for a few days due to a server move.� The site’s look should be back to normal by this weekend and I’ll start working on new posts and such.�

To hold you over, here’s a little gem that showed up as comment spam:

In Indiana mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans�

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