“Incomprehensible! But cute.” - Viva Pinata!

“The Pope’s Latinist told me.”

“Not the Zeppelin mommy, I want the crap!” - dh

“How can she be serious?� She has no hair!” - A*

I’m still not getting any submissions�for the�weekly catch phrase.� I’m beginning to feel unloved.�

• “I don’t feel good in the head.” - S!B
• “Rye bread is a poser.” - A*

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Once again not a real strong showing this week.� My friend Alan suggested�one.� It came from Legally Blonde 2 I’m told which should automatically rule it out.� But there’s nothing else coming in.� I really need�help with this.� It’s not easy coming up with two catch phrases every single week.��

�So here they are:�

“I’m not really into words and stuff like that.” - Lady at Church

“That makes me want a hotdog real bad.” - Thanks Alan

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Nothing kills a conversation like a buzz saw. -

Get your coat Wanda.

Not a real strong showing for this week’s catch phrases.� Just so you know, I am looking for submissions.

Sorry they’re a bit late this week.� Yesterday wasn’t a good day to post.� Today?� Today is a good day to post.�

The first of this week’s requires a bit of back story.� I dropped by work Saturday night to fix my mail forwarding and check on a situation that’d happened earlier in the day.� I was standnig around with another coach when she commented that a rather large fellow scared her a bit. “Its cause you’re so tall,” she said.

“And it’s not the three hundred pounds?” someone asked.

“Well I’m two fifty,” she shot back.� “I’m no push over.”

“I’m actually three twenty-five,” the big guy chimed in.

From down the row a guy called out, “I’m the Pink Power Ranger.”

“That’s catch phrase material,” I said as I tore a page from someone’s notebook and wrote it down.

So that’s the first catch phrase for this week.�

“I’m the Pink Power Ranger.”

The second one for this week was straight jacked from the Late Show with David Letterman.�

“Maybe you won a radio contest.”

�That’s it for this week kids.� And remember, we came to win, but we came to have fun too!

“Its Huggies Dawg!” - CP, one of the guys on my team at work.

“That’s so stiletto!” - S-h

“Nanna’s goin to the rodeo!” - S

“It’s the chinos man; they’re not marsupial enough.”

I had a rough start to this week and getting these posted was not a priority.� Here they are though, if a bit late.

“It’s not funny, it’s giraffe pee.” - D’s niece.�

“Aim low boys, they’re riding shetlands.” - A’s MySpace

Last week at work I started introducing two new catch phrases a week.� People are actually using them from time to time!� To help spread the word I’m going to start posting them here for all to enjoy.� This post will have four as we’ve got to get caught up.� But from now on their should be only two and they should come on Mondays.� We’ll see if I can keep up.

A few more notes.� These are not all original and credit will be given when possible.� Generally credit will be given to whomever I heard say it.� If someone else said it first please feel free to correct me.

Here we go.

• “I’m not really in to Pokemon.” This is to be used to in response to something someone has said that you either don’t understand, don’t care about or want to dismiss all together.� Use it carefully, it tends to make people feel small.� (XKCD)
• “Well, monkeys are pretty forgiving.” This can be used whenever anyone questions what you’re doing.
• “Foods Papa!” to be used in place of any swear words
• “Man that’s corduory!” (S-h)

That’s it for this week’s.� Use them until your co-workers threaten to kill you.� “Foods Papa that’s harsh!”