Back in college Rob used to hold a weekly event during the old Wednesday night South Park / Man Show line up. Girls were welcome to stay for South Park but were made to leave during the closing credits because for those thirty minutes a week, at Rob’s house at least, pants were optional.

I was reminded of this by a text message Rachel sent me today

Sitting at McD’s playground, a mom just jumped up and ran into the structure, yelling at her son to “put his pants back on this instant.”

Along those same line, the good folks over at Improve Everywhere do an annual Subway No Pants. That’s the underground trains, not the sandwich shops…that’d be weird.

“Incomprehensible! But cute.” – Viva Pinata!

“The Pope’s Latinist told me.”

“Not the Zeppelin mommy, I want the crap!” – dh

“How can she be serious?� She has no hair!” – A*

I’m still not getting any submissions�for the�weekly catch phrase.� I’m beginning to feel unloved.�

• “I don’t feel good in the head.” – S!B
• “Rye bread is a poser.” – A*

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Once again not a real strong showing this week.� My friend Alan suggested�one.� It came from Legally Blonde 2 I’m told which should automatically rule it out.� But there’s nothing else coming in.� I really need�help with this.� It’s not easy coming up with two catch phrases every single week.��

�So here they are:�

“I’m not really into words and stuff like that.” – Lady at Church

“That makes me want a hotdog real bad.” – Thanks Alan

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Nothing kills a conversation like a buzz saw. -

Get your coat Wanda.

Not a real strong showing for this week’s catch phrases.� Just so you know, I am looking for submissions.

Sorry they’re a bit late this week.� Yesterday wasn’t a good day to post.� Today?� Today is a good day to post.�

The first of this week’s requires a bit of back story.� I dropped by work Saturday night to fix my mail forwarding and check on a situation that’d happened earlier in the day.� I was standnig around with another coach when she commented that a rather large fellow scared her a bit. “Its cause you’re so tall,” she said.

“And it’s not the three hundred pounds?” someone asked.

“Well I’m two fifty,” she shot back.� “I’m no push over.”

“I’m actually three twenty-five,” the big guy chimed in.

From down the row a guy called out, “I’m the Pink Power Ranger.”

“That’s catch phrase material,” I said as I tore a page from someone’s notebook and wrote it down.

So that’s the first catch phrase for this week.�

“I’m the Pink Power Ranger.”

The second one for this week was straight jacked from the Late Show with David Letterman.�

“Maybe you won a radio contest.”

�That’s it for this week kids.� And remember, we came to win, but we came to have fun too!

“Its Huggies Dawg!” – CP, one of the guys on my team at work.

“That’s so stiletto!” – S-h

“Nanna’s goin to the rodeo!” – S

“It’s the chinos man; they’re not marsupial enough.”

I had a rough start to this week and getting these posted was not a priority.� Here they are though, if a bit late.

“It’s not funny, it’s giraffe pee.” – D’s niece.�

“Aim low boys, they’re riding shetlands.” – A’s MySpace