Bill Gates, long time passive evil doer is no longer a sleeper cell. In what can only be described as a mediocre coming out as a Super Villain, Bill Gates released a jar of mosquitoes into a crowd of conference goers.

I brought some. Here; I’ll let them roam around. There’s no reason only poor people should get malaria.

Held hostage in the conference, FaceBook senior platform manager Dave Morin managed to post a cry for help on Twitter.

Bill Gates just released mosquitoes into the audience at TED.

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation assures the public that the mosquitoes were actually malaria free. I’m left to wonder though; When will Bill’s terrorist ambitions be out of beta? When is Mosquito Majave going to launch?

Source: Fox News

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