Dear Governor Blagojevich,

I understand that you are in the unique position, for at least the next few days, to appoint someone to fill the seat left vacant by President Elect Barack Obama and, at this time, you have not yet made your selection.  I would like to have my name added to the list of possible candidates; candidate six, if you will.

Here’s what I’m prepared to offer:

• 1 McDonald’s Arch Card with a balance of $11.83
• Lifetime rights to ride shotgun (my car only)
• A mix CD of my favorite songs, with track titles neatly printed on front
• 1 case of Diet Mt. Dew (only 11 cans)
• 1 1987 Poison tour t-shirt
• $27.19 in cash

Please let me know soon as I feel this may be an opportunity of limited duration for us both.

Thank you for your consideration,

Jeremy