The other day I was out with a friend for a day of art, history, music, beer and an all around great day.? We were waiting at a light when a car pulled up next to us.? In the passenger seat was a man with a broken foot; he had the casted leg propped up in the open window.

I can’t recall what started it but I started cracking jokes to my friend about the guy.? Well he heard us and asked if I wanted to trade legs.? I told him no thank you and the light changed.

It was at least two hours later when I came up with a great response.? I should have said: “I would but I don’t think you take very good care of mine.”? We talked about coming up with the great comeback hours or even days after the innital comment was made and I told my friend about a scene in one of my favorite movies where a similar thing happened.

So today I was stumbling and found a site called What I Should Have Said, a site devoted to the untimely retort.? Is there anything the web doesn’t offer?