[You] should say that you’re back in Texas for a bit longer… you’ve got a great opportunity to write something about the similarities and differences. I’ve been in some sort of bizzaro-world for a little while where everyone I meet who wants to comment on my accent wants to talk about Texas. Not New York or Florida, as usual, but Texas. Yee-hah. I just tell them, yep, well Tennessee and Texas are ideologically and alphabetically next to each other.
The building I work in while in Texas is six stories and my office is on the top floor. I found myself alone with the security guard in the lobby waiting for the elevator. The guard, looking straight ahead said; “Yup.” All I could say was “Mmm-hmm.” I felt like Boomhauer from King of the Hill. (Okay, okay, I’m really more of a Dale.)
And from what I’ve seen King of the Hill is not that bad of a starting point when it comes to understanding Texas. The older neighborhoods have alleys so driveways and garages are on the back of the houses, just like on KOTH, there are big white water towers and propane tanks, pick-ups are nearly even with cars in number and…get this, the local exterminating company owns the minor league arena football team.
San Angelo has about a hundred thousand people, maybe a bit more. It’s home to San Angelo State, Goodfellow Air Force Base, and is currently the center of the FLDS madness. The surrounding country side is mostly farm land. I read in the paper today that cotton planting season is about to begin. In the city there is of course Sitel, my purpose for being here, as well as Verizon and Blue Cross call centers, and a few collection agencies.
I found a baby cage like they had in the nursery at the Iroquois Avenue church in Oak Ridge in a thrift store. It was $45. I bet the church paid a lot more for theirs.
The NPR Station comes out of Austin and is about a billion times better than Knoxville’s. They have the normal shows (Morning Edition, All Things Considered, etc) and when they’re not playing those they play music. Not classical or jazz but music people actually want to listen to. I’ve heard Steve Earle, Dwight Yokum, Allison Krauss, and a new discovery for me, She and Him. It’s NPR that I would actually consider donating to. It’s that good.
KOTH should be required watching for new Texans. But the longer you live here, the more you get all the insider Texas jokes in that program … it’s really funny. And from what I’ve seen, it IS a good example of what the smaller towns in Texas (that are NOT in the Austin MSA) are like. The Austin area stands out in sharp contrast to the rest of the state, as I’m sure you’re figuring out.
Here’s an example for you: I went north a few days ago to drive around, just because I was bored. I was about 50 miles from Austin, in a mid-sized town. I had to stop at a gas station there, and I was behind a woman with lots of piercings, several tats (or as my husband would say ‘tramp stamps’) and a T-shirt that had a confederate flag on it, and the words, “If you don’t like peaches, don’t shake my tree.” (insert eye roll)
Is John McCain actually Cotton Hill (Hank’s dad)?
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