May 04
My sister was at the grocery store last Friday. The girl in front of her in line was purchasing two cans of Skoal. The clerk apparently knew the girl.
Clerk: You going to prom?
Girl: Yeah. That’s where I’m going now; just picking up the essentials.
Clerk: You wearing your boots?
Girl: Of course I am. My dress won’t look right without them.
I love the American Southeast.
That reminds me why I’m glad I LEFT!
I peeked in at this site for old time’s sake. This post is hilarious.
Michigan is no better. Here’s why:
I was in the grocery store and overheard a couple picking out what kind of butter they needed.
He: Do we need sticks or a tub?
She: A tub, we’re almost out.
He: (laughs) I think we’re the only people that eat it straight out of the tub.
She: Probably.
Me: SICK.
That is hilarious.
pass me a spoon and the Country Crock!
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