And sometimes the jokes write themselves. Any of you that know me know that even the sound of this woman’s name sent me into a long rant that usually ended in my washing my hands of anyone who dared defend her. I thought she was disgusting and summed up everything that was wrong with America.

No she’s gone and I can’t feel bad for her. As for her child, two words come to mind: better off.

V at work told a joke:

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith Who?

See how fast we forget?

Today’s gold digging tramp, tomorrows radio contest trivia question.