Last week at work I started introducing two new catch phrases a week. People are actually using them from time to time! To help spread the word I’m going to start posting them here for all to enjoy. This post will have four as we’ve got to get caught up. But from now on their should be only two and they should come on Mondays. We’ll see if I can keep up.

A few more notes. These are not all original and credit will be given when possible. Generally credit will be given to whomever I heard say it. If someone else said it first please feel free to correct me.

Here we go.

  • “I’m not really in to Pokemon.” This is to be used to in response to something someone has said that you either don’t understand, don’t care about or want to dismiss all together. Use it carefully, it tends to make people feel small. (XKCD)
  • “Well, monkeys are pretty forgiving.” This can be used whenever anyone questions what you’re doing.
  • “Foods Papa!” to be used in place of any swear words
  • “Man that’s corduory!” (S-h)

That’s it for this week’s. Use them until your co-workers threaten to kill you. “Foods Papa that’s harsh!”