Here are some subjects I would have posted on if I’d been posting:

  • North Korea set off a nuke…sort of. What no one is talking about is that their test failed. I sort of feel like we should take an approach similar to that of Trey Parker and Matt Stone in Team America: World Police. Just mock them.
  • My friend A told me this joke he made up: Did you hear that Congress is trying to ban bookmarks? They preferbending over the pages.
  • My nephew has suggested my sister paint her Pacifica like the Studebaker in the Muppet Movie.
  • Yesterday was bosses day and I teased my team about how they didn’t love me. Today I came into a cereal Fun Pack, a Chug of 2% milk and disposable bowls and spoons. Thanks M and J!

I’m going to try and start taking a few minutes each day to post a bit, but I can’t make any promises. I am at work after all.

I’m also going to be turning off comments until regular postings resume. I’m getting loads of comment spam.

Later.