Today I went into J’s office to get away from the stresses of my job for a few minutes. He was messing with my boss C - giving her a hard time about her swearing too much. Though it goes against my policy of using real names on the blog, I think it’s too good not to share.

There once was a lady named Crystal
She really was quite a pistol.
If I had a dollar
For each curse word she hollered
By noon I’d have a fist full.