I’ve added a few new quotes to the random quote in the upper right.? If you refreshed the site over and over you’d eventually see them all I guess, but this is much more efficient.

“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”?? – Gustave Flaubert

“We are shaped by our thoughts, we become what we think.”? – Buddha

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.”? – Groucho Marx

“We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”?? -?? Will Rogers

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”? – Oscar Wilde

“No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.”? – Michael Pritchard

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” – Mark Twain

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.” – Woody Allen

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” – Sir Winston Churchill

“I date this girl for two years — and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…’” – Mike Binder

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.” – Steven Wright

“When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, ‘Do what you like now’.” – Leo Tolstoy