One of my team members had the following call today:

Agent: Thank you for calling *****, my name is *****. May I help you?

Caller: I’m running with scissors.

A: Um…do you have a reference number?

C: I’m running with scissors. Its dangerous. You can’t stop me.

A: Um…do you have an ID number?

C: I’m running with scissors. Do you want to run with me?

A: Thank you for calling *****, have a good day.

On a side note: Did you know its now okay to say something like “I’m going to have to use a scissor on it.” They’re no longer a ‘pair of scissors’ which makes me want to know what happened to the other half.